A Note from Clawstomer Serve-hiss.

We have been promoted:

It appears that most of you are here for us, so it's important that you actually look at what the human is shelling out so we can be fed, watered, and given toys and treats.

From the very Chic Supervisor Bitmap:
We are still monitoring the new field agent, Sammi, who is not from Miami, and Mobi's dad, Stallion, who's possibly also Sammi's dad, as Sammi had gotten knocked up again and has had babies again. We are looking to see if we can find her field agents.

I thinks he knocks her up because that brings out the wet food so Mobi's dad can steal it.

Meanwhile, I've been promoted to supervisor, Gif is now the team lead, and the Intern has been promoted to associate (becuase he's an ass-o-see-it) and now is no longer locked up in a cage. I hate it. That being said I can now use the cat bed in the cage and take naps while he zooms around the room.
More of our work is on Tiktok!

From the Desk of the Canadian Team Lead Gif:
There are dogs in the house. I am learning how to bark.

I go by the human's head, make biscuits, purr, and try to bark. I need to communicate to the outsiders so they can scare mice to us so we can show why Canada is scary when it comes own to Geneva.

From the Force Cage of the Void Associate .Mobi Obi Wonton Kenobi/Mobi Rojas/Mobi Creed/Mobi Cena/Mobi Cattebo/Kitten Wilson/Pip/The Fastest Cat Alive, The Flash.

Iz a Handsomez lad! Iz not a chad! Iz a good boy and a Distinguished Gentleman!

Iz like freedom. I can go wherever. Even if I knock down the humanz monitor. I stealz humanz chair for my own so he's forced to take breaks! Itz comfy chair. Iz don't know whyz my auntiez don't use it.

Even if the human sat on me once.

Signed,
Bitmap the Supervisor and Writer's Block
Gif the Canadian Team Lead and Stuffed Animal
Jedi Void Associate .Mobi Obi Wonton Kenobi/Mobi Rojas/Mobi Cena/Mobi Creed/Mobi Cattebo/Kitten Wilson/Pip

City Howls Clawstomer Serve-hiss.

The Human will be here September 26th

Reserve Your Spot

Author's Notes

New Website:

https://www.bewolf.me -- their may be broken links ahead because I changed providers for the website.

Medium is the new home for short content.

You really don't understand how much I'm shoving onto Medium. It's kinda scary.

This has
Smutty Shops - Stuffed
Foxden
The two stories below
And many, many other stories that I'm constantly updating with.

Medium is the new home for short form content but I'm burying the lead.

Roasted & Wedded Preorder

This book is...fucking thicc. Unlike Roasted & Baked & Pied there is a lot going on and except for a couple of small Chris(topher) and Joseph POVs it's mostly all Holly and Ebony POV as Ebony plans the wedding and having to deal with her shit, and Holly & Joseph figure out what marriage will actually look like.

After the wedding and honeymoon they will still be around as people of importance as the Smutty Shops spread...so that's why this is thick. No more POVs from these four...

Preorder now...it releases the day of their wedding.

Preorder for 10/29/2026

Love Leaves a Paper Trail Preorder

This is the result of the above Medium mention. You want Historical Fiction? You want 1997? You want age gap romance and the thought patterns behind the gaslighting of today's toxic relationship culture? I give you Love Leaves A Paper Trail. It's currently up to chapter 6 on Medium. Preorder it now for 09/29/2026. It will be available on paperback the same day.

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You Fucked Around...You Found Out...Are you not a coward? Obviously.

Update as of 8/31/2026
Total amount of Preorders for book 3: 7
Preorders needed to be released before February 24th 2027: 25
Remaining: 18

Buy the series and preorder

Misheard: Now Available

Remember the BSides?
Or have you Misheard?

I have received enough rejections on this from agents that this is now available for Preorder. This isn't smut. Read now on Amazon KU or at the following retailers for paperbacks.

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I have also added to medium a couple of more Layers To The Story which involve college age Roxy and the goth bassist who worships her apocalypse.

The Nasty Stuff on Medium

Nasty Stuff is finished.

You still have 9 parts of The Last Ace.

I'm still querying this, so while I'm querying you can still read it.

Get Nasty On Medium

Employment Update

I have on and off projects with two companies, however one company is mostly off and the other company keeps describing one job and handing me something that isn't in my wheelhouse, so i'm barely making things there. Still job hunting, still writing, the cats are being cats.

So...this is why Medium/Kindle Unlimited/Book buying is important...but I'm not doing nothing.

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Rating said books.
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As a reminder all of my stories, including short stories and audiobooks, can be found on my webpage https://www.bewolf.me and if for some reason you don't get a response at the email this comes from and want to email me, send your email to mrbensonewolf@gmail.com - for some reason my email forwarder isn't forwarding or giving bounce messages.