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π€π Just a CRUSH at a virtual con & Preorders β
Published 16 days agoΒ β’Β 5 min read
A Note from Clawstomer Serve-hiss.
Meeting with the Field agents
Family portrait of Mobi and his dad Stallion
Sammi Miami is back.
From the very Chic Supervisor Bitmap:β We may be working on onboarding the field agents but to do that we need to have them disarmed, especially Mobi's father, Stallion. By onboarding I mean keeping them as field agents without them possibly creating a brand new company. With the cold season coming any help to our work would be greatly appreciated. We are warm and dry while they are wet and flooded.
The human has graced me with a hammock for my home office that now hangs in the former cage that Mobi was in. I greatly enjoy snoozing in the hammock.
The human is annoyed that he does not have a song for me like he had with my former manager Emoji.
From the Desk of the Canadian Team Lead Gif:β My barking in the Human's ear continues. I'm getting better at it.
However I've been busy with making more biscuits on the human himself. He is very doughy and his shoulder is very good for biscuit making. I'm the only one that makes the biscuits.
I have improved my ability to headbutt the human's hand from his mouse. He should not touch mice. That's a bad thing.
From the Force Cage of the Void Associate .Mobi Obi Wonton Kenobi/Mobi Rojas/Mobi Creed/Mobi Cena/Mobi Cattebo/Kitten Wilson/Pip/The Fastest Cat Alive, The Flash.
Iz a Handsomez lad! Iz not a chad! Iz a good boy and a Distinguished Gentleman!
Iz likez having themez song.
The human sez that along timez ago Iz would have been outside when the sky gets wetz and the ground booms, so Iz lucky to be inside while my dadz is outside. Human doesn't understand that all I want is BUGZ.
Signed,β β Bitmap the Supervisor and Writer's Block Gif the Canadian Team Lead and Stuffed Animal Jedi Void Associate .Mobi Obi Wonton Kenobi/Mobi Rojas/Mobi Cena/Mobi Creed/Mobi Cattebo/Kitten Wilson/Pip
Seriously Medium is a treasure trove of stuff. I'm basically posting all of my projects there before they go to their respective places for sale
This has: Smutty Shops - Stuffed: All Smutty Shops books will be on Medium First. Foxden: Yeah I haven't written anything for it in a couple of months but I've bene busy with other writing. Other Writings include things like romantic comedies, goth team moms, and other wacky, cute, romantic, and toxic things.
Plus the two stories below to get before they are gone... because they will be removed when released to Amazon. β
Why is this getting the preorder treatment? This is going to be the last Holly/Ebony/Joseph/Chris(topher) POVs. It's a culmination of their parts of the story even though they will be important in future stories. Roasted came out in October so it's best that it comes out on october.
This book is...fucking thicc. Unlike Roasted & Baked & Pied there is a lot going on and except for a couple of small Chris(topher) and Joseph POVs it's mostly all Holly and Ebony POV as Ebony plans the wedding and having to deal with her shit, and Holly & Joseph figure out what marriage will actually look like. β After the wedding and honeymoon they will still be around as people of importance as the Smutty Shops spread...so that's why this is thick. No more POVs from these four...
Preorder now...it releases the day of their wedding.
Two Five Star review so far. Read them here. Five preorders so far.
This is the result of the above Medium mention. You want Historical Fiction? You want 1997? You want age gap romance and the thought patterns behind the gaslighting of today's toxic relationship culture? I give you Love Leaves A Paper Trail. It's currently up to chapter 6 on Medium. Preorder it now for 09/29/2026. It will be available on paperback the same day.
You Fucked Around...You Found Out...Are you not a coward? Obviously.
Update as of 8/31/2026 Total amount of Preorders for book 3: 7 Preorders needed to be released before February 24th 2027: 25 Remaining: 18
Ren and Nolan's story is thicc... it's a love story, it's a romance, if you asked Nolan and Ren they would tell you it's totally not. Why can't people just believe they are just good friends that also bang, adopt a cat together, go on vacation, and make world shattering decisions?
Fucking Around is out... ...and Finding Out is out... ...Not For Cowards, Obviously is in Preorder and is the finale of the series. β
I have received enough rejections on this from agents that this is now available for Preorder. This isn't smut. Read now on Amazon KU or at the following retailers for paperbacks.
I finally had an interview with two human beings for a major company that lead to a rejection, however the rejection came from a human being that offered to do a followup to discuss everything. I still need work because the side projects are not viable long term and in fact I'm fighting one of the companies about backpay.
So...this is why Medium/Kindle Unlimited/Book buying is important...but I'm not doing nothing.
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As a reminder all of my stories, including short stories and audiobooks, can be found on my webpage https://www.bewolf.me and if for some reason you don't get a response at the email this comes from and want to email me, send your email to mrbensonewolf@gmail.com - for some reason my email forwarder isn't forwarding or giving bounce messages.
Does it count as lying... if everything you said was true? September 29th is getting close, which means Love Leaves a Paper Trail is almost out. It already has five preorders, which is not a giant number in the grand machinery of publishing, but it is five actual people who saw what I was doing with this book and decided, yes, I would like to pay money for that particular problem. This book wasn't even supposed to happen, it was a Medium series that spiraled into book length. Iβve mentioned...
A Note from Clawstomer Serve-hiss. We have been promoted: It appears that most of you are here for us, so it's important that you actually look at what the human is shelling out so we can be fed, watered, and given toys and treats. From the very Chic Supervisor Bitmap:We are still monitoring the new field agent, Sammi, who is not from Miami, and Mobi's dad, Stallion, who's possibly also Sammi's dad, as Sammi had gotten knocked up again and has had babies again. We are looking to see if we can...
Author's Notes New Website: https://www.bewolf.me -- their may be broken links ahead because I changed providers for the website. Medium is the new home for short content. I have posted love stories (two of them). I'm posting a mafia adjacent reverse harem story of sorts. I'm posting an actual harem story. There is a lot going on with medium. Also the rough draft of the below story. Medium is the new home for short form content but I'm burying the lead. Love Leaves a Paper Trail Preorder This...
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